Provo Parties and Bored Cops

For those of you who don't know this, Provo is one of the most boring places to live.  Fortunately, all the students are so busy with school work that the boringness often goes unnoticed.  However, when the weekend comes and the football game has passed Provo inhabitants start to experience stages of extreme boredom.  We don't get drunk here in Provo, so instead we throw semi-awkward dance parties.  I say semi-awkward because the majority of us dance like white kids (with the space of a Book of Mormon between us and the people in close proximity).  Well this weekend the Lax House decided to throw one of these parties.  It was actually pretty cool.  The music was loud and they had a DJ announcing dance off's and all that jazz.  But of course, this party was way too exciting for Provo and someone told the cops.

Ok, by cops I mean a cop... singular.  It doesn't take too many cops to break up a Provo party.  I watched as the cop walked up to the party with a frown on his face, shaking his head in disappointment.  Inside, however, he was thinking, "Yes, this is the most exciting thing I've done all week!  I love when these Provo kids give me something to do."  So he broke up the party right before the last song was played.  Provo cops are the worst.  They have to kill the small amount of fun there ever is in Provo because they don't normally have anything to do.  So well done Lax House.  Your party was so off the hook that the cops got involved.  Maybe you'll make the Police Beat.