Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Things I've Learned in England...

Continue to check this list, as it will grow as new thoughts come to mind.

  1. Henry VIII not only killed his wives but destroyed every beautiful church in England.
  2. If you're prepared for rain it will be dry.  If you aren't prepared for rain there will be a torrential downpour. 
  3. Don't mistake "To Let" for "Toilet."
  4. You might have to flush the toilet more than once.
  5. Blood pudding (black pudding) literally has pig's blood in it.
  6. Pudding= Dessert, so when you order pudding expect a moist cake, not jello pudding.
  7. Dogs are trained and well-behaved.  Pigeons are not.
  8. You might think smoking is a dying habit, but everyone in England smokes.  They also love to blow the smoke in you face as you walk by so your forced to breathe it in.
  9. You drive and walk on the left side.  When you walk on the right, especially on spiral staircases, you will run into someone or just disrupt the order of things.  When you're finally used to walking on the left someone will always be walking on their right so you're constantly wondering which side you should actually stick to.
  10. Waiters rarely come to take your order.  You have to go to the cash register or bar if you want to eat.
  11. There are no free refills, except on tap water which is usually not iced.
  12. Everyone carries an umbrella even if it's not raining.  You would be smart to follow this example.
  13. If the umbrella says London on it you're probably amongst fellow tourists.
  14. Souvenir umbrellas last 2 London rains.  That's the last time I buy a touristy "I <3 London" umbrella.
  15. Bede's World is not a theme park, but a museum dedicated to Bede.  Most people can't say Bede's World unless it's sung to the tune of Wayne's World.
  16. Having a bell on your bike is not only cool, but very useful because it tells pedestrians to GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Stay tuned...
Classic, and less blurry than the first one I took.

Outside the Spaniard after eating a delicious lunch there.
John Keats ate here... no biggie.

Chatsworth, or Pemberly in the Kira Knightly version of Pride and Prejudice.
Outside York Minster
Notice the boots... I prepared for rain and it didn't rain.
Playing hopscotch at a museum in York.  Again, boots and no rain.

At the ruins of a church that King Henry VIII probably destroyed.
Sitting on Hadrian's Wall, the remains of the edge of the Roman Empire.
Behind us is ancient Scotland... which is still England now, but it used to be Scotland.
Beautiful English countryside.  I never want to leave this place.
Beatrix Potter's doorway
The beautiful lake district with my beautiful friend Natatlie.
Outside the Beatles museum on the docks of Liverpool.
THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR!!
This was the coolest tour I have ever been on.  I saw Penny Lane,
Strawberry Fields, houses of all the Beatles, and more.
The Cavern, the pub where the Beatles got their start and ultimately became famous.
This pub was so much fun... live music and an awesome crowd!
Stonehenge, and on a beautiful, sunny day.  Guess what shoes I was wearing?
You guessed it... my boots.

3 comments:

  1. Oh Liz, I LOVE this! Your pictures make me soo happy.

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  2. First, I think it's very cool that you went to Pemberly, or at least one version of it! Second, how do you order our version of pudding, not cake? And third, the rule about dogs behaving and pigeons not completely applies to Berlin. The dogs here follow traffic laws without leashes, but I almost got hit in the face by a pigeon today.

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  3. You are so stinking cute!!!!! Loved reading this!

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